Fun with SPAM

So I just got the following SPAM in my inbox and was thinking what would be a fun way to respond...

Your Email Have Won Reference Number: XXXXXXXX Claims of BMW SARLOON CAR AND £45,000.00 pounds has been won by you in our BMW STARTING OF YEAR PROMOTION 2009 .get back to this office with your Names ....Depends on who you are, some people call me honey, sweetie, dad, son, @$$hole, smartass, and many more
Address ....Mr. is usually good to start with
Country...Northrend
Phone No...+69-555-byteme
Occupation..Warlock
Sex..Age I'm married, so we'll just go with occasionaly. Do you want physical or mental age? What form or measurement are you using?

Best Regards
Mr Richard Gray.