Special People
Dear Special People,
I would like to apologize to all "Special" people that I've sworn at in the past few years. It's obvious that my time is far less important than yours. I should know that when you cut me off trying to save those extra 30 seconds on the tollway that someones life hangs in the balance. I should actually feel good in that I left those extra six inches between my car and the one in front of me that enabled you to merge into my lane without causing an accident and therefore saving a life. I hope they came out of surgery OK.
I would also like to apologize for my atitude toward those "special" people that temporarily park in the handicap spot in front of the store without that little sign hanging off your rear view mirror. I can only imagine the agony you would have endured to walk that extra 50 feet to and from the nearest parking spot.
Lastly, I would also like to apologize to those people that think it's a good idea to work on their car and rev their engine with a modified exhaust a few houses down at 11pm. I only called the police because I wanted to get at least 5 hours of sleep. I imagine that you were only doing this because you were training for your first NASCAR event.
My apologies,
me
I would like to apologize to all "Special" people that I've sworn at in the past few years. It's obvious that my time is far less important than yours. I should know that when you cut me off trying to save those extra 30 seconds on the tollway that someones life hangs in the balance. I should actually feel good in that I left those extra six inches between my car and the one in front of me that enabled you to merge into my lane without causing an accident and therefore saving a life. I hope they came out of surgery OK.
I would also like to apologize for my atitude toward those "special" people that temporarily park in the handicap spot in front of the store without that little sign hanging off your rear view mirror. I can only imagine the agony you would have endured to walk that extra 50 feet to and from the nearest parking spot.
Lastly, I would also like to apologize to those people that think it's a good idea to work on their car and rev their engine with a modified exhaust a few houses down at 11pm. I only called the police because I wanted to get at least 5 hours of sleep. I imagine that you were only doing this because you were training for your first NASCAR event.
My apologies,
me
posted by Keros (again) at 11:18 AM
2 Comments:
There is only one more group of "special" people I would like to thank. The ones who blow through stop signs in parking lots while you are about to cross with your toddler. "Super special" those ones are!
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